Trying to switch Insurance Providers.
Agent: Your premium will be quite high. Why are you driving a Sports Car anyway?
Me: Wait, is this part of the process?
Agent: No, I'm just curious. It's nice a car, but you're young. It's not good for any insurance provider.
Me: Are you young?
Agent: Yeah, I'm 24. But I don't drive a sports-car.
Me: Oh, A Luxury car?
Agent: Yeah, a Mercedez.
Me: So you're not 24, You're pretty old and play golf?
Agent: No, I am 24. I just prefer looking good.
Me: Then why don't you drive a Honda S2000?
Agent: Because I'm not fond of S2000's.
Me: No, because you don't deserve one.
Agent: Excuse me?
Me: Sorry, What?